Shane Diesel’s Realistic Dildo May Make You Weep But There Are Alternatives To His Dildo

So. You’ve watched his “Blackzilla” movies and drooled over his monster black dong. You may even wonder how big is Shane Diesel?

You go onto the internet to do some research, and you realize he has a Realistic Dildo that was molded from his cock. Wow! It even comes with an autographed photo so you can stare at his face while pleasuring yourself with the toy! But then you see the price…

A $90 price point often leaves this item on the shelf, despite the heavy veining, the 10-inch length, and the 2-inch girth. It’s a great toy, but you know, with some searching, you can find similar products out there that deliver the same experience, but on a budget.

One such alternative is the Adam True Feel Dildo.

Now, this is only 7 inches long with 5.5 inches insertable, so it is a little on the small side, but the veining and the feel of this toy is very lifelike. I found that if you put it in a glass of warm water for a few minutes before playtime, it gives even more of a real feel. This toy also has testicles which limits how much of it you can actually put inside you but does give that extra dose of realism. It also comes in your choice of either Black or White.

The material it is made from TPE is very firm yet flexible enough to make insertion easy. I have found over the years that many nice dildos ruin the experience of anal for me because they do not stand up to the rigors of pushing through the sphincter and often flex too much. This makes it hard to get in just right, and I often have to find an object to push the dildo against in order to get it in all the way. The Adam’s True Feel Dildo holds up very well and gives enough push to make anal fun again. Its suction cup base does hold up well where a lot of others have failed due to the weight of the items. It’s girthy enough at 1.5 inches to give a challenge to someone who would like to try something a little more of a challenge. It is also harness compatible, so you can slip it in and give your partner a little taste of a meatier cock.

The one thing I wish they had upgraded is the packaging. It comes in an almost generic white box with a photo of the item on it and its wording. I would like to see a sleeker design that would make displaying it more fun. But with a  $45 price point, this item is a great way to step up your game.

Next, there is the So Real 6 Inch Realistic Dildo.

This toy is a definite keeper. Though shorter than the Adam, this cock is more squat and girthy. It is a definite delight and gives you that extra little stretch, which I love with its 1.75-inch girth. The length though makes it one of the best starter dildos, and it is still challenging enough for those looking to upgrade their experience. It is quite firm, and the squat-ish size actually helps keep the firmness when inserting. It has a great sleek head, which also aids in embedding it inside you. The realistic head also feels great along your vulva or clit and helps your arousal. 

There is a suction on the base but it is rather small so it doesn’t quite have the strength it needs to stay in place on your shower wall, but it is good enough to keep in place if set on a flat, smooth surface such as a chair or toilet seat. The lack of a suction cup, however, does make it an excellent choice to use with a harness since it will settle in better without the cumbersome extra appendage. Your partner will enjoy the extra girth also as it offers a test of will. At $24.95, this makes a great first dildo for a dildo with balls. And the balls on this thing are thick and realistic!

Then there is the true champ to challenge the Shane Diesel – All-American Whopper 8 Inch Dong!

This baby is drool-worthy and exceedingly exciting and realistic! It even has a nice curve to it to hit your G-spot just right! The best way to describe this is OHMIGOD!

Truthfully, I think this is a more genuine model than even the Shane Diesel Realistic Dildo. The price is certainly much better. At $34.95, this toy gives you the extra wrinkles and veining texture that Shane’s lacks but is necessary for authenticity. The lifelike phthalate-free PVC skin is very close to the famed “Cyberskin” and also is a pleasure. It warms up easily for a more natural feel. It feels very real when I stroke it. While Shane’s dildo is 10 inches, only 8 inches of that is insertable. This 8-inch dildo offers a full 6.5 inches of insertion as well as 1.5-inch girth, though I have seen some reports saying it is 2-inch diameter. Though slightly less diameter than Shane Diesel’s, the curve on the All-American makes it so much more enjoyable.

The suction cup on this toy is actually pretty great. You can wiggle and wobble all you want and it will stay put. A lot of times, the suction will not hold with an item this weighty when stuck to a shower wall, but this one seemed to hold very well. The $34.95 price is perfect for anyone’s budget.

As you can see, all of these items are available through Adam And Eve. Adam and Eve is America’s Number One Sex Toy Retailer. They have been in business for over 45 years and have serviced over 12 million orders! They offer discreet billing and shipping, so you do not have to worry about others seeing your statements or packaging. They make shopping easy via their website or even with their postal catalog. Hey practically invented the business and knew their customer base well. They are the best ones to turn to when looking for reliability.

Comparing all three of these alternatives, I feel that the All-American Whopper Dong is the way to go. Not everyone likes the curve in it, and the curve can make insertion a little tough for some, but the way it hits the G-spot or prostate makes this a very orgasmic novelty. It’s more lifelike than the others, and the strong suction cup elevates it over the 6 Inch So Real Dildo. The So Real has more girth, which can be fun, but overall the All American ranks highest in my book.

Cleaning your sex toys is very important for sexual health and sex toy safety. Cleaning them will avoid the potential of bacterial infection, the transmission of STIs (if shared), or pregnancy (if sperm is present on the toy). Porous sex toys (rigid, flexible, soft, and squishy, think “jelly” and PVC rubber) are difficult to clean and can hide bacteria that multiply and harm the human body. Non-porous toys (glass, stainless steel, smooth, hardwoods, etc.) are easier to clean, making them less potentially harmful.

Some items advertised on the internet should be avoided. There is a certain celebrity who is known for selling somewhat “holistic” products, but these should no be inserted into a body. Eggs made of minerals are actually a porous material that can harbor bacteria. And no, steaming your vagina is not going to give you any health benefits – you might end up with a nasty burn instead. Unfortunately, there is no regulation in the manufacturing of sex toys – even some silicone products can be harmful. The best toys are the ones that advertise themselves as phthalate-free. (Phthalates are potentially cancer-causing agents that lurk in some PVC items.) Other code words to look for are “body-safe” and “food grade” to be safe. Even better is “medical grade” silicone. This type of silicone is regulated by the FDA and is used in breast implants and other surgical devices. Because of the materials used in its manufacture, food, and medical-grade silicone is considered non-porous – it is essentially a soft glass. To add an extra layer of safety, one can always use a condom in conjunction with a toy. This should always be used if an STI is suspected.

Cleaning your toy is also of utmost concern. Many toy manufacturers also make special cleaners, especially for sex toys. Some of those cleaning fluids can be very expensive, however. The vast majority of toys can actually be washed with any soap you would use on the human body. Antibacterial soap is the preferred method. Be sure not to use too much soap as too many suds can damage the toy or leave a residue.

However, cleaning with soap does not mean that they are sanitized. Porous toys cannot be sanitized thoroughly at all. The best way to sanitize your toy is to boil it in water for 5-10 minutes.  A lot of people use a dishwasher, but this does not guarantee pure sanitization. If you do use a dishwasher, be sure not to use soap in it. Also, be aware the water jets could potentially damage some toys. Any toy used for anal play should be sanitized, as well as any toy used during any bout of infection – bacterial, fungal, or STI, including colds and the flu. Of course, toys should never be used between individuals, for safety’s sake. You just never know who may be harboring a nasty infection or STI.

When you have a toy such as a wand-type vibrator that cannot be submerged in water, it is recommended to stretch a condom over the head during use. This also extends the life of the toy. If the wand has ahead of silicone, that part can be washed in the sink but not submerged fully – just keep the head pointed downwards, so no water drips into the housing and perhaps ruins the motor.

Leather items, such as whips, floggers, and paddles, can be cleaned, but not in the sink. You can use a spray of diluted rubbing alcohol, but be aware alcohol is not good for the lifespan of the leather – it can dry it out quickly, which may cause cracking and splintering. Spot cleaning is best for leather, using the diluted spray. Make sure to leave the item out to air-dry afterward. Also, note that leather cannot be fully sanitized as it is very porous.

Storing your toys can be something often overlooked. Once clean and sanitized, you want to keep your toys as sterile as possible. Of course, this is impossible unless you have an autoclave and methods of hermetically sealing them up. You can dry the toys with paper towels or leave them out to air dry on a paper towel, so they do not come in contact with a counter or table. You can then store the items in a container or in a silk bag. I often use plastic sandwich baggies and change them after each use. Plastic can break down over time, however, and can damage your toys. Be sure to keep the clean toys away from used, dirty ones. 

Toys can always enhance sexual play and sensual enjoyment. Keeping these items clean and safe will extend the lifespan of the item as well as keep them safe for you to use.

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Morgan Destera

Started writing at the age of seven and appeared as a featured reporter on a kid-produced TV show out of Columbus, Ohio. She later studied journalism at the Ohio State University and became news editor of the college paper. After graduation, she worked as editor on several small weekly newspapers around Ohio. After moving to Michigan, she switched to public relations work at a civic organization. She currently resides in small town Ohio with her dog. 

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